Because sometimes the skeptic wishes to remain one at all cost
BELIEVER: Hey did you hear they found a huge boat in the mountains of Ararat?
SKEPTIC: So what’s your point?
BELIEVER: That it’s Noah’s Ark and the dimensions match up perfectly to the description in the Bible.
SKEPTIC: Ahh that doesn’t prove that it was Noah’s ark. Besides, that’s just another myth from the Bible.
BELIEVER: Well, they found the name “NOAH” etched into gopher wood, in the side of the boat.
SKEPTIC: So, they didn’t find a surname did they? Still not enough evidence.
BELIEVER: I guess there just never is…